Dude! Such an awesome show! Did you see that? Man, how could anybody do that! These guys are inhumans! I almost cried. Aamir is right, something must be done. Vande Mataram. India is the most glorious nation of the world. We are 15000 year old civilization(or was that 5000? fuck it who cares, will google it in the evening). Women are goddesses in our great culture man! I tell you, these muslims are responsible, they invaded us and destroyed our great culture. Aamir? No man, he is a good muslim, there are these bad ones, you know. Nahaate nahi hain yaar!
Yeah, you are right, its an economic issue, these politicians are responsible for all this. That traitor Nehru! Damn these politicians should be hanged, Anna is right. Lets do something about it. We need a revolution, Vande Mataram! Kill’em all. Poverty is the real problem of this country. Poor poor things. What? these poor kids studying with us in schools? You mean, like my school?! Dude, thats not possible, they will not be able to gel with us y’know. I mean, we are a different class, they will not be able to adjust.
Ofcourse, I can adjust but you have to think about the others as well man. I mean imagine the rickshaw waala’s kid would not be bathing properly, it would be unhygenic. Their environment is different. We are the middle class. We are the fastest growing middle class in the world. WE are going to be the second largest consumer base after China in the world man! Vande Mataram! India will be a super power by 2020.
WE are the worlds largest democracy! Vande Mataram. Its just these social issues bring bad name to us. Aamir is right, we need a revolution. Even Chetan’s new book is called revolution 2020! Chetan man! Chetan Bhagat! He is such an awesome writer! Even he says we need a revolution!
What? Yeah that naxal area?! Man I read somewhere that they are like running their own government there! I tell you, these politicians are responsible, we need to bomb these bloody naxals. Vande Mataram! I read somewhere, even Anna says we need to bomb these naxals. No really, somebody shared on my fb wall! I even ‘liked’it! let me check.
Linga who? Linga Kodopi? Soni Sori? Kopa Kunjam? I don’t know man, I will google them but whats that got to do with the naxals? We should declare a war on them. We will win it. We have our supercool Indian army man! We don’t loose a war! Vande Mataram.
What teams are playing today? MI v/s RCB? I tell you RCB will win it today, actually…………………………………………………………………………………………….